[转帖]很难取悦的男人

男人的问题是：If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳骄傲． If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

与其费尽心思取悦他人，不如先好好愉悦自己如果不幸遇到这样的男人，姐妹们，给他一个潇洒的背影，不要说再见。

对！严重支持！

男人是世界上最难懂的啊.

在他门的心里自己对的是对的,错的也是对的.什么都是对的了.他们会为自己找很多的借口.

小心那些男人哦.

晕了。。你们完全搞反了。不是都书女人难懂迈？现在怎么又换位了啊

男人是最简单的高等动物~~~~~~~~

因为男人才变复杂的女人~~~~~~~~

切~~~~啥子跟啥子哟…… 一派胡言！！！ 这简直就是恶意颠倒、损害、丑化男人的形象！！

那是针对个别的啊，难道你们是吗？？？？？？？？？？？？

不是啊